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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>accidental neuron misfire</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @knowncitizen)</generator><link>http://jasonrist.com/</link><item><title>toldorknown:

You can’t say AT&amp;T doesn’t provide a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l427g5CM751qz4ugvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://toldorknown.com/post/701044622/you-cant-say-at-t-doesnt-provide-a-consistent"&gt;toldorknown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You can’t say AT&amp;T doesn’t provide a consistent customer service experience.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/701229297</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/701229297</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 09:33:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Scott Rafer's Blog: Gilt Groupe, Groupon, and avoiding SEO</title><description>&lt;a href="http://rafer.tumblr.com/post/606817027/gilt-groupe-groupon-and-avoiding-seo"&gt;Scott Rafer's Blog: Gilt Groupe, Groupon, and avoiding SEO&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Most interestingly, neither of Gilt nor Groupon uses &lt;a title="Search engine optimization" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_engine_optimization"&gt;SEO&lt;/a&gt; to push their offers. In fact, traditional product offer SEO would kill their businesses. One of the reasons that the merchants can offer lower prices via these services is that the prices will &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; appear in Google searches and therefore…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Here’s a different paradigm.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/610977972</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/610977972</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 15:00:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>(via popartinferno) GOOD LORD</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzijqu4Fjm1qziulwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://popartinferno.tumblr.com/"&gt;popartinferno&lt;/a&gt;) GOOD LORD&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/459042153</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/459042153</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:12:19 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"I have no problem with Intelligent Design. Evolution is a work of genius."</title><description>“I have no problem with Intelligent Design. Evolution is a work of genius.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/Remiel/status/6907346373"&gt;Remiel&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/293970085</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/293970085</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:37:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>brianicus:

The Chrome logo looks very similar to Samus Aran in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucjkj6yLG1qzgj4to1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brianicus.tumblr.com/post/274914255/the-chrome-logo-looks-very-similar-to-samus-aran"&gt;brianicus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Chrome logo looks &lt;i&gt;very similar&lt;/i&gt; to Samus Aran in morph ball mode.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/274915961</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/274915961</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:35:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This made me lol pretty hard.  No idea on credit - sorry...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5173tgDx1qa2rafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This made me lol pretty hard.  &lt;strike&gt;No idea on credit - sorry creative person!&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Found it: &lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikearauz/problems-comparison-chart-tiger-woods-vs-jay-z-3s/"&gt;http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikearauz/problems-comparison-chart-tiger-woods-vs-jay-z-3s/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/269209956</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/269209956</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:13:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh this is rich.  (Don't even think about calling that a pun).</title><description>&lt;a href="http://techdirt.com/articles/20091201/1957497156.shtml"&gt;Oh this is rich.  (Don't even think about calling that a pun).&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/266980274</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/266980274</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:34:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"There is only one cure for meeting overload."</title><description>“There is only one cure for meeting overload.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/knowncitizen/status/6216027603"&gt;knowncitizen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/266758676</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/266758676</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:37:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"One of the [G20] leaders, I won’t mention who it was, he comes up to me and … he says, ‘Barack,..."</title><description>““One of the [G20] leaders, I won’t mention who it was, he comes up to me and … he says, ‘Barack, explain to me this health care debate.’ He says, ‘We don’t understand it. You’re trying to make sure everyone has health care and they’re putting a Hitler moustache on you. That doesn’t make sense to me, explain that to me,’” Obama said. “He didn’t understand.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/09/not_sure_i_understand_either.php"&gt;Not Sure I Understand Either | Talking Points Memo&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://johnmoltz.com/"&gt;moltz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/199424203</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/199424203</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:04:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I have a cute puppy.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6E2fz1zqFI4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6E2fz1zqFI4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have a cute puppy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/196868875</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/196868875</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:08:20 -0600</pubDate><category>Murphy</category><category>great</category><category>dane</category><category>blue</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category></item><item><title>If You're a Conservative...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Poignant and well put.  Pretty much *SPOT* on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://remiel.info/post/179807675/if-youre-a-conservative"&gt;remiel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;If you’re a conservative, you suck for letting Republicans, Democrats,  and liberals co-opt and distort whatever value fervent but nuanced conservatism might have once offered a world desperately in need of genuine “live and let live” rationality. You suck for hardly even noticing that in the public eye, your purported ideology has become a walking corpse at best, and a sorry little misnomer at worst.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you’re a Republican, you suck for arming yourself with the safe, dependable rhetoric of feel-good philosopies for dummies and fictional history. For waging a despotic war against nearly every kind of abstract advancement — moral, philosophical, technological and artistic — there is or might ever be. For indulging yourself in a long, thickly lubricated tautological hand job that will never end, and never really feel good.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you’re a Democrat, you suck for joining a club whose charter reads simply “Not that other stupid club.” For exploiting the contrary nature of the young or the oppressed instead of doing the hard work of monitoring your own integrity. For your inability to laugh without permission, and your refusal to tolerate surprises or challenges in your ostensible pursuit of enlightenment.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you’re a liberal, you suck for fooling yourself into thinking you know dick about anything that ever really mattered.  For mistaking fashion for consensus, endorphins for success, and disposition for depth of character. For thinking that reading a book is the same as asking an original question or understanding another human being.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;For being the titular organized agent of human progress, and  owning the shiniest bathroom mirror to prove it.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jasonrist.com/post/179827810</link><guid>http://jasonrist.com/post/179827810</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:41:22 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
